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Here are some of the six word garden stories I've gotten so far. Try it! Email me your stories at donnakduffy@gmail.com or put some stories in the comments!
Diggin' Donna
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Tips 1 - Mun Boring:
kitak urang mun udah nangga komputer lamak2 embak naip apa bagei.... mesti boring nak? Mun Miss Coki lalu la kelat bigik mata... so tentulah tak urang molah kopi kah, jaik2 beloya ngan member sebelah mun sik begayut rah tipon. Mun kopi sekda stok, member sekda seblah Miss Coki mesti melayan...Facebook???!!!!!! Bukan.... coba tak urang nangga jam hitam tepi belah kerek? Iyalah Google Desktop namanya deng oii. Nak apa diengkah ku sia? Yalah tempat pakey engkah list apa kerja2 yang kitak urang mok polah hari ya. Tok mesti berdisiplin kay? (coba tak urang klik gambar atas ya.. iboh heran nangga list ya bujat gilak, pakei plentey bah di blog tok hehehehe) At the end of the day, kitak urang mesti habiskan kerja dalam senarai ya. Facebook tok sebenarnya pakei penghibor hati pakei beranok beguro ngan kengkawan jauh dan dekat secara online.
Haaaa.. gambar debah tok barulah kerja namanya. Aku nang bergantong menar ngan Google Desktop kakya Microsoft Outlook (di print seminggu sekali, kakya simpan lam folder transparent engkah atas meja) pakei update boss mpun diary.
Tips 2 : Mun kantoi:
Kitak urang penah sik tengah leka berYM, berFaebook tiba2 boss tuguk2 dah ada depan mata? Hey, iboh ngerebat nong alu berswitch off semua.
Cara menutup windows ya cepat-cepat nak, ada caranya.. tunggu lok deng, ilek2 bah... tok akak nunjok. Haaaa.. ada tak ruang nangga keybod tak urang sik? Tekan lambang windows - tahan jangan lepas (rupa penjan ya bah!) kakya tekan D.. . Secara otomatik windows akan pulang ke desktop. :P cepat deng oi, lebih cepat dari Gaban betukar baju koatan laju tek.
Haaa.. turun terus suma windows nak? Iyaaaaaahhh.. best sik? mejik sik? Jadi, next time ingat time ingat tips dari Miss Coki tok kayyyy?Tips 3 : Style BerjawabCara2 kita menjawab pertanyaan boss pun memainkan peranan dalam memastikan bahawa kita tok P.A yang hebat ke sik. Sebagai contoh, banyak kali aku kantoi sebab flight belum dibooking, hotel lupak dibooking, driver lupak dibooking. Maklumla sebagai manusia biasa banyak benda mok diingat....... yalah tek ujung2 boss ke lain, diary ke lain. Cara Miss Coki menjawab boss pun memang ada style! Style apa?? Style kantoi ok??? contohnya.... *tetakBoss : Dah ko booking belon ku tek? sapa ngantar ku esok?Miss Coki : Udah boss! Kul 2pm tok sidak nya kompem. Esok kamek rasa Jul ngantar kitak tadik mek coba kontek nya sek pat dikontek kaktok mek coba lagik. Kitak berik mek 5 minit kaktok mek ngagak kitak agik! **maka jari agi naip chatting di YMLepas ya bila boss dah berambus cepat2 tak urang angkat tipon terus ngator belon nya ngan transport nya sekali.... lepas ya dengan muka konpiden kitak urang masok bilik boss, berjalan dengan gaya professional abis... kitak urang lalu mdah info ngan nya semua skali secara details. Kompem nya madah TERIMA KASIH ngan kitak urang lekak ya..... percayalahhh.... nescaya berhasil.Tips 4 : Komited gila babun kepada bossMun dpt eh, hafal setiap sesuatu bekenaan boss kitak urang - no hp, I.C., no rumah, nama anak2, nama bini, no. akaun, no Enrich card etc... apa kesukaannya (makanan, minuman, tempat duduk dalam belon, hotel). Semua tok harus ditauk oleh tak urang. Mesti boss ktk urang rasa bangga dan dihargaiTips 5 : Sentiasa sedia untuk tersenyum walau apa pun masalah nimpak palak ktk urang.Sikda mood mok keja? Ada hal peribadi? Sebelum ngangkat tipon, coba untuk senyum! Gerenti sik jadi kitak urang nerengak pemanggil yang tidak besalah di tipon.Tips 6 : Jangan berjawab orang yang nerengak ktk urangSikda nya mok ngalah, cara Miss Coki handle manusia kurang ajar macam tok adalah seperti di entry2 dolok. Mun nya nanyak nerengak2 kita, just jawab ajak kedak style robot tp harus diulang berkali2. Kitak urang tanggar jak gerenti nya boring!
Secretary Of The Day
A secretary's work
is a never-ending job
Good secretaries
anyone would rob
Anwers telephones
types part of the day
Files a lot of paperwork
she should get more pay
Makes appointments
keeps them all on file
Has to go back to them
every once and awhile
Goes home exhausted
where there is more to do
Getting ready for tomorrow
the work is never through
1) Choose an old picture frame and remove any backing. You can decorate the frame with paint, fabric or other appropriate decoration to match mom's bedroom or bathroom decor or leave it plain.
2) Cut a piece of window screen that overlaps the back of the frame 1/2 inch. (Remember when the dog charged through the screen and ripped it to shreds? If it's still lying around, here's the perfect use for it.)
3) Staple or nail the window screen to the back of the frame.
4) Screw in some cuphooks along the bottom of the frame to hold rings and/or in the top corners to hold necklaces and bracelets. Earring backs fit through the screen.
5) If you want the holder to hang, add a picture hangar to the back. Otherwise, it can sit on a small easel or rest against the wall.
2) Glue it into a bottle cap.
3) Punch a hole in the cap near the top.
4) Fashion a loop from a piece of wire.
5) Add to a necklace or present on its own.
1) Remove the label from an empty soup can.
2) Wash it.
3) Paint mom's favorite color.
4) Let dry.
5) Glue paper or ribbon all the way around the top edge.
6) Punch a hole on each side near the top and insert a piece of wire through the two holes forming a handle. (You can string on some buttons and charms after feeding one side through as done in the example.)
7) Once this is done, mash down on the top of the can so that the opening is no longer round, but more oval (although you don't have to do this either if you prefer a perfectly round can).
8) Glue on decorative accents and /or words cut from newspapers or magazines. A quote about mom or simply the words, "I love you, Mom," will work well.
9) If you have a shredder, fill the can with shredded paper (from a magazine to add color if you like). Fill the can leaving just enough room to rest the gift on top.
10) The can later can be filled with flowers and hung outside.
Dear Cokelat,
Thanks for your comments. I wanted a number of times to brief you on the progress of LKpl Ungkok's case but I couldn't go into your blog to make comments.I got the story from Wayne's blog who copied it from your blog. (Jesus, I can't believe this oh my... so proud to read this line over and over again! GAH!)
Last year, I had my books launched by the CM of Sarawak in Kuching and I took the opportunity to brief him on the case. Later I wrote to Jabatan Hal Ehwal Veteran ATM who took up the case. The British Army couldn't move the grave as they couldn't locate the next-of-kin. There was an attempt to move it by Persatuan Bekas Perajurit, who had located the NOK but no further action was taken.
Anyway to cut the stshort, the reburial will be done on April 28, 2009. I will be there personally. There will be a big group of journalists. So watch out for the paper report. The sad thing is, his remain couldn't be found - even after a special scanning 100m radius (even under the highway.)
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