DON'T TRUST FAKE BEGGARS!

I've got these pictures from my friend via email.  Taken somewhere in China showing how desperately people are nowadays plunging for money.  So let us scroll down the pictures together.

A lady with a man lying on her lap, the man looks very very ill and dying.  See the young man tipping money?  It's showtime!

OK.  The gig is off now.  Time to leave the place and unleash the drama king and queen.  Oh, don't forget to calculate the catch for the day.

La la la.... left right left right.... I wonder where they are heading to?

Oh, it's lunchtime.  "Towkay!  Two bowls of noodles!  Dry one!!" .  Thanks to all good Samaritans who have contributed before so these two rascals don't have to work hard like dogs, like us.  Well readers, life goes on!

With Love,

BERAK & BIDET

Oits!

It's not the issue whether you wash your anus or not (haha!) after pooping. Who am I to ask but there's something about pooping that I'd love to touch here that is - pooping at shopping malls in Malaysia or any public places. Whatever.

Biologically, I will go straightly to a toilet after a happy scrumptious meal. I mean after my empty tummy being filled with food. That's why I can't go out or let my tummy goes super empty otherwisel, I will rush to find toilet after meal. So normally if I have food outside I will make sure that there are toilets nearby, so senang sikit for me to rush should any unusual movement detected on Richter scale kaedahnya.

Oh, speaking of such. I am not satisfied with our public toilets quality actually. I'm focusing on my own hometown, Kuching. Dearest ladies, the reason why I always bring bulky handbag when I go outing, yup Gabby is almost 10 years old and I don't need to bring feeding bottles. I always bring along - toilet paper, wet wipes and facial tissue. See??? Banyak kan? Wet wipes to wipe my daughter's hand after meal, facial tissue for myself and toilet paper?? BECAUSE THERE IS NO TOILET BOWL INTERGRATED WITH BIDET!!




Listen. I went to Putrajaya in 2008 by using LRT and had to stop for ehemmm, nature call at the LRT station. I wasn't worried as in I have got myself a roll of toilet paper inside my handbag. To my surprise, the public toilet was clean and smelled good too. I mean it was well maintained eventhough there are thousands of people might be using the toilet everyday. The best thing was, the hose was hung properly and there was water to wash after doing your 'business'. OMG. Thank God.

The same thing happened when I visited ASTRO at Bukit Jalil in 2004. My stomach really given me big hard time but with the extra tiny 'pipe' that helps cleaning process a lot, I had no worries whenever I travel to KL. I just make assumption. I'm not being stupidly racist here OK but I know the reason why. I guess because there are more Malays in KL than in Kuching, so water is very important to do 'istinjak' or 'cebok' hahahaha... so pepahamlah korang. Eeeeeiii! Malunya kita nak cakap. Haha. My stomach is very stupid. Haha. Selalu mau berak aje kerjanya.

So people, bidet is very important and for me, I feel more clean and fresh.



"Couldn't be fresherrrr than this!!" Haha.


With Love,

1ST MENSES NOSTALGIA - HAHAHA!

Yeah, I remember still.... my first menses. Ahaks. My Mom didn't guide me on how to wear the pads. I swear I learnt it from my classmates, circa 1990, I was in Primary 6 then. +_+. The famous brand was Kotex. Very limited choices at that time. We used to talk about ladies pad and this matter was normally brought up by one of my classmates, Sharifah who had a couple of elder sisters that time. She would describe us how did her sisters putting that pad and that thing was made of some kind of cloth, cotton like. Haha.



Pic: Haha. Kotex. Very liable brand.

Talking about menses and PMS and such, guys should know us. I conclude all that at in a simpler way. PMS = food craving and being ferocious. Oh yes, must have chocolates in stock. Good enuff. During menses, = no mood at all. :p Simple. Avoid cold drinks and washing hair at night as Mom always said but for me it was just a taboo. During PMS my appetite also in a good state and am always craving for ridiculous fattening edible stuff. Well, what to do.

So far I don't have problem like acute cramps or headache. And I wish that my daughter, Gabby will be as strong as her Mommy. She will.

Oh yes. This entry is dedicated to my daughter, who has reached her puberty today. Officially at 1:00 p.m. Yay!!! Aku dah ada anak dara dah. (",)

With Love,

MY NEW ONLINE STORE: PLEASE SUPPORT! ARIGATO!

Nah, kedai baru katanya. Bukan nak melawan kedai songket Cik LEEmah Lemang di UK nuuuuuuu! This is my personal project, upon approval from beloved hubby. Yay! Thanks love.

Presenting,..... Tadaaaa!!




Yup baby, it's called "STRETCH". Didn't intend to make it sounds very eeky yet so funny with lame names like XXXXXXXL or Extra Large or Big & Fat or Phat Pharm, eh? Sorry Mr. Simmons.. Haha. STRETCH is flexibly can flex and stretch, hey whadda heck am I talking about? Never mind. Well, should you interested then, just give me a tinkle or can drop by. Will try my best, *cross ma' fingers* clearing closet tomorrow.

Basically, this online store is selling bags and plus size stuff. I guess, it's time to make money and clearing my closet. I have sold few big size gowns and blouses in the past so I guess with acquaintance and readers like you guys *how lovely* perhaps can help me by spreading words out there.

Will update you guys with new stocks & news so don't forget to check out this site from time to time.



With Love,

MERGING MY BLOGS - PLUS SOME PRICE REVIEWS FOR SKINCARE UNDER RM50.00

Merging blogs? Wow, sounds like the bank's merging in the early 2000. Super lazy? Nay! It's hard to find time lately to blog, but if it is God willing, these two hands will continue to blog more and more for my loyal readers. *Oh-what-a-statement*.

Divasss!

I have merged my beauty blog with this blog. Don't ask me why, this blog readers are more in quantity and furthermore, this blog is more active compared to it. So don't hesitate to ask me should you need guide or anything-lah that you need to know.

I have received many comments via YM, Forum Cari and the blog itself regarding M.A.C product review I made in July. I understand that not all my readers are working ladies like me myself. We have some students and housewives who can't afford it so don't worry ladies! We still respect you guys. Ms. Coki will have some substitutes for you that cost below RM50.00. Are you readddyyyyyyyyyy????




"Uols, nak cantik tapi bajet ciput? Meh sini, biar mak ajarkan.."


First of all, the make up cleanser oil.



M.A.C Cleanse Off Oil is RM 95.00
ZA Deep Cleansing Oil is around RM 24 ++.




M.A.C Studio Moisture Fix Lotion Hydratante Studio RM 118.00, meanwhile Olay Total Effects was bought for RM 39.00!! What a bargain! Get the lowest price at Guardian now as they are having Year End Sale. Normal price is RM 48++. This product rocks.




Makeup prime is an essential before applying foundation. It helps makeup to stay longer too. I don't wear foundation lately not even after changing to the mousse type. So I opt for the-forever-cheap Fair & Lovely Multi Vitamin face lotion. Cheap but very effective! I managed to 'bleach' my face in 2 weeks. M.A.C Prep N' Prime is sold at RM 90.00 but Fair & Lovely? Less than RM9.00!!



For that face fixing water spray, I love both of M.A.C and ZA but talking about budgetwise, M.A.C is RM62.00 and ZA?? RM 24.90. Same function but has big gap in price. Pheww!

So ladies, what do you think? Expensive skin care doesn't guarantee you with flawless skin. The reason why did I change my skincare range just because I received complaints from my colleagues telling me that I was getting tanner and darker. *sigh* What more to say to my pimples?



We all love and dying to have fair and flawless skin. I mean who doesn't? But I don't want my skin to be as pale as the Cullens. Haha!! To tell the truth, Fair & Lovely has actually saved my life, I mean, my skin. I've got my normal complexion back.




With Love,

LUCKY LUCKY DECEMBER FOR MISS COKI

The counter. Cantik tak? Cakaplah cantik, penat I edit gambar taw.





Went to 175 Degrees Cafe at Padungan on Monday to collect my gift - in a form of Gingerbread cookies! Yay!! Thanks to Irene and Pastry Chef, Josh for the verry shweet gift. Oh yes, I won the "Win a Pair of Gingerbread Men" Contest at Irene's blog.


Mr. & Mrs. Gingerbread

Since it's already nearly 6:00 p.m., I took the opportunity to have my early dinner there. Lately, I seem to feel bored with rice. I always go for noodles and buns. Wait. I was craving for beef burgers.



My order. Beef Burger. It comes with a dollop of chilli sauce, salad and fries. Oh, did I tell you the beef patty is homemade and moisty?? Bukan Ramly Burger hoccay? Love it!



I'm a very, very coffee person. Never have enough of it, so I ordered Iced Mocha Latte. Very 'gao' and not too sweet. I loooooiike!



Overall, the price is reasonable, the premise is clean, the service is good. What more can I say? There are lots of reviews about this place. I didn't try the fish spa, as you know I just came back from the office and had been in my pump shoes for more than 8 hours. I'm afraid all the fish will get choked with my feet smell. Haha.


p/s: Oh yes, am now awaiting gift from Charlene from Perth, Australia. I won one of the perfume sets last month. Eeeeiiiiiii! Best nyaaaa! Actually still awaiting for them to reach my house. Can't wait, people!!


With Love,

DONATE A PIZZA - PIZZA JUNCTION

Miss Gabby is patiently awaiting for her pizza to get packed.


Hola! Surprised Mom last Friday with pizzas. This time we didn't go to Pizza Hut as the last time we went there (2 months ago at Boulevard Mall) the so-called large pan pizza didn't satisfy us, i.e. the size is getting smaller. Shrinking pizza? Seriously. My stomach never lies to me.



This month, in conjunction with the celebration of Christmas (the best season of the year!), patrons are given chance to donate pizza to the kiddies at the Salvation Army. Eleh, bukannya mahal pon! Cuma RM10 sahaja for a pan of pizza OK?



How many unfortunate kids can share a pan? It's like you purchase double pizzas, i.e. one for your family and one for other human beings, at least it can create smiles on their faces. How lovely is that?



This picture was not taken at the Salvation Army. I repeat. This picture was not taken at the Salvation Army. That right hand actually belongs to my excited, surprised and beloved Mom, who didn't sweat a drop because I saved her from cooking dinner for us. Now do you love me or not Mak? tsk..tskk.. +_+




OK. Forgot to mention. When you have filled up the card and agreed to donate the pizza, this card with your name on it, will be stapled/hung at this Christmas tree. Just go to Pizza Junction at Jalan Song, Kuching and make your donation today.

Mind you guys, Pizza Junction's pizza, their pizzas are cheaper, tastier and have more toppings (cheese, mushrooms, onions) if compared to uhukkkkk Pizza Hut hukkk hukk hukkk!! I bought 3 pans (large pans ok???) pizzas, 18 sweet gooey chicken wings and 2 bottles of Pepsi for RM112.00. OK. Pizza Junction Pepsi (bottle) is 30 cents cheaper than Pizza Hut. Damn. I love to brag. :p The rest? Find out yourself today.


Pizzas rock!

COME KOMPIA LAI!

1st of December 2009. The finale of 2009 saga. There were tears and chuckles. Life is like that for heaven's sake. Why I'm talking as if I'm losing my breath? lol. The effect of my roller coaster emotions lately perhaps?

Been thinking of cutting my hair but at the same time, I do hope I can highlight 'em. I have a big and wide angular face, so have to carefully picking the right styles for myself. It's hard to squeeze my tight schedule but will try my best to visit my personal hairstylist - yay! Trying to reduce rice this week, just to go for trial but morning I normally take on the heavy side. Kolok Mee, Kampua, something like Kueh Chap, so in the afternoon I would go for a lighter snack and a bottle of fresh soy bean milk. Talking bout breakfast, I had these yesterday, oh, don't envy me don't simply do because I had;....................

Kompia.

I have always loved you. Love eating you, actually. Be it bold, plain, stuffed or not. I still love you!




Stuffed with minced meat, this burger-look-alike pastry is sold for RM0.70 each! Quite expensive, so Sibu peeps! I am jealous with you guys because hubby told me Kompia in Sibu is cheaper and tastier! I do! If you wish to see other mouth watering pics of it, can see here.

Adios people,
it's time for lunch. My 'Ayam Masak Kicap' is awaiting.


Hungry g-host,

BACK TO THE BASICS - WE MOVE ON

Friday's nite. Didnt' want to make it as plain as usual. Went to Ling Loong, King Centre to have extra special dinner. Extra special because this is our first outing together after the mourning. The emptiness of feeling, we were actually missing someone who always cheered up the table with his laughter and stupid lame jokes. Now, semuanya tiada lagi. Sedih pun yer jugak tapi tak leh layan lama2 beb.....



Gabby with her uncles. Ashlynn with Mom and Grandma. Patiently waiting for the corn soup to come.



Gabby with her prawn shells. These buttered prawns are her favourite.



Eh boy! Whatcha looking at nyonya seblah? Ko berkenan ka Boy? Hahahaha....

One more thing I love about this place, the reasonable price being charged doesn't burn hole in ones pocket. They cook very fast too!



OH yes, this picture. Happy belated birthday to our Mom and we celebrated it on 23rd November, last week. Now, our Mom is 50! *she doesn't look 50, does she? Anyway, thanks for dropping by and reading this boring blog. :p

Yours truly,

'NGETAS ULIT' - END OF THE MOURNING PERIOD

The 40th day, finally came. So did the mourning period, has come to an end. As usual, Mom's sisters and in-laws were around to give their hands, semangat gotong-royong adalah budaya kita, right?





Alas! The guys were busy installing the roof as extension to the car porch. And not forgetting, they were soaking wet! It was raining heavily during this time. Grabbed my hp and captured this moment.



Dad's sisters. From left, Aunt Nancy, Anne, Magdalini, Monica and Rosita.

Well, mostly we had basic things done and accomplished. The food was more than enough for everyone, thanks for your supports in attendance and prayers. *missing you so much, Dad.

The following night, went to Stapok for another occasion. We arrived quite late in the drizzling rain.



Well, the best thing about being a latecomer, you have chance to sit outside, facing the banquet table. (",) tsk...tak..



.... and freely talking to strangers without 'shhhh' sound warning you to shut up! There you can see my brother with my uncle. The rest? I dunno them. :p

I'm very sorry readers, pardon me for being so quite lately. We are reaching the end of 2009 and I have piles of things to settle down first. Will keep it up to you guys! *kisses

I DEMAND YOUR PERFUME, CHARLENE!

Note: Sela-selalah kitak urang mengklik gambar atas iya mun mok maca.

Hehehe..mok tauk apa cita???? tanyak jak ngan si Mrs. Hardman @ Mommy Jedun Mit, klik ajak link nama nya ya. Hmmmm... Please take note yah donk bu!!

IN THE MIDST OF BOREDOM

Eww eeww eeww! I felt guilty going to work today as my day was not productive as always. Ceh! Rasa mok gi MBO nangga wayang pun ada, rasa mok keroke pun ada juwak. Anyway, mentally aku masih sik stabil. Banyak benda gik ngaco ngan ngereco lam palak. <--- kaka Sarawak indah aie?


Malas ku jah. Mohar rasa nyawa, nunggu bonus, berik RM500.00, syukur deng.... gambar tok tiada kaitan langsong. Tok masa opis mek urang molah fire drill bodoh. Aku tek masang angan² mok jadi Super Hero, ngetok pintu bilit yang konon² disangkak terbakar. Lekak ya adalah sorang PTD opis mek urang alu nganok aku, "Kamu orang tidak pernah buat fire drill kah???" K*m*k wak kauu. "Choy lah!!" kataku lam ati. Nyumpah aie.

Farmville. Bekebun tapi sik bepeloh. Jarik jah peloh, voleyy?

Boss takde di ofis, travelling OK? Boss sekda mek urang kejeron juwak main pesbuk. So what? Kereja dah abis bah. Layan tipon, amik nota tapi mah nar wak nyawa nunggu jam 5:30 p.m. so ahkak chow awal. Choy sik?

Anyway, perut ku malar jak lapar koooo.. ginei lah tuk? Stok oat pun dah abis, esok ku ngugak tin di rumah keh?

Chow!