TGIF ENTRY!

Instructions

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

1. Your name?
PATRICIA: a beautiful, tall, smart, brunnete that likes to party.
Usually friends with a blonde. - WTF?? LOL. =))


2. Age?
30: A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer - SKOLS is my middle name, hahahahah very cheap one crate RM48.00 ok?


3.One of your friends?
JULIA: a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers! - Julia will faint to read this. She will, I guarantee.


4. What should you be doing?
DIET - a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure. - So TRUE


5. Favorite colour?
RED - Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. - Hahahahha!!


6. Birthplace?
PERAK: A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others. - What the??


7. Month of your birthday?
MARCH : Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. - Yes, I am.

8. Last person you talked to?
SURI: A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist. - Suri is famous than me.. hahahaha... I can't accept that. Hahahha..


9. One of your nicknames?
PAT: The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not masturbating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl. - What about Pat Pat? Multiple orgasm?


You read it, you try it!


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