I DID NOT OIIIIIYYYY!!!! DID NOT!!!!

One Wednesday's afternoon, after lunch @ 2:15 p.m.

Boss: "Weiii, I smell French Fries! You ordered McD kahhhh????"

Aku: No lah, where got.. *kontrol ayu. (Orang tengah kebulur makan oat dan Vico, pulak tu tengah membayangkan diri ini menelan 3-4 bijik Double Cheeseburger, cissss!!)

"NO. I am NOT eating them, I am actually sniffing them"

I didn't have rice for lunch pulak on Wednesday. Purposely memang kekdahnya gitu pulak tu baru je 2 hari telan nasi bagian dada baju aku sendat ler pulok. Macam nak meletop baju aku tang dada walhal baru je pakai cup D *omg what a confession. Sometimes, I hate myself for being entahlah. Feel like my metabolism dah 'OFF'. Matilah button rosak katanya. Some people, 3 straight days tak makan nasik dah longgar seluar, skirt, blouse, spentot jangan cakaplah kan? tsk..tsk...

"I WUZ SANDWICHED pfftzstt!!!!"

Teeheehee... My aunt suggested that I try makan pil perancang ler pulak pasal dia macam penggalak hormon sikit. I am now thinking about that when I see myself begitu cepat putting on weight!! Never mind, we'll just see these few days whether I want to try or turn down her suggestion.

But deep inside of me, I must change and I am not doing this becos I nak cantik bagai nak rak or what.so.ever.f*ck*ng.the.reasons.are..

I'm doing it as a dedication to my late father.....

Dad, this is for you. I promise you that I will change.

Have faith in me my dear readers, I have faith no more in liposuction, teh cirit birit, losyen pencair lelemak, slimming to-die-for lingerie, fibre drinks and bars, soap, surgery etc. I wanna go naturally.



But will I succeed? *fingers crossed.