14. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”
15. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief [of Police] is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”
16. “You thought we don’t give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”
|
|
---|
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Cop wisecracks
My favorites of the list:
Labels:
Humor
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment