RIDICULOUS & CRAZY NATURAL REMEDIES FOR PIMPLES

We share the same first name and I really pity her when reading her story in news few days ago. Some people out there might pinpoint at her for wasting her money just to look a bit prettier than her normal look, she just wanted to look good but the expensive cosmetics that she bought turned her down and made her life miserable.

Speaking of such, I, myself wasn't born into this world with a good, smooth as baby's bottom skin.  When I entered my puberty, my face was full of fine pimples or 'jerawat pasir' as what people say.  I still remember, in our class, we, the girls always came up with ridiculous home made remedies for pimples.  Let me share with you some natural 'remedies' that we have tried.  Warning:  18SG - some of materials are not appropriate for underage readers.  KAH KAH KAH.

a.  Colgate:  Apply Colgate as a facial mask.  Sleep with it.  When I woke up the next day, I looked like a blushing Santa Claus with big reddish blush on both of my apple cheeks.  Failed.

b.  Garlic:  Cut one big garlic into two.  Make sure that you apply the pungent part of the garlic to your pimpled area.  I felt a slight burning sensation  it's burning!! and itchy at the same time few minutes after applying it.  Can't stand the smell, I ran to the bathroom and washed my face quickly, phewww.  Failed again.  Vampires would laugh at me if they saw what I was doing to myself.

"Hmmmm...." *faint*

c.  Cotton and egg white - this is quite costly and make sure that you won't fall asleep after applying them on your face.  I have experienced once.  When I tried to take it off, it was effin painful!  Felt like my face skin was gonna fall off!  Failed.

d.  Panties, knickers, undies - whatever you call it. The rule is simple.  Simply wipe your face with unwashed panties.  Beware.  Use your own panties, not your Mother's not your sister's.  KAH KAH KAH.  Instead of avoiding pimples, you are going to grow some molds on your face. :p

"I..... can't ..... breathe....... plffttsss"

e.  Menses blood -  This is the most gross thing I've ever tried in my life.  Can you imagine, looking at mirror and your face is smothered with your menses blood.  Don't ever dream that Edward Cullen would come at you and telling that you are his personal brand of heroine straight at your face.  How romantic!

"Eh he he he he....."

I stopped experimenting my face when one of my friends told me that it's all about hormones.  Once you're married, you're going to be OK, everything will be alright.  She claimed that many women experience this in life.

Hell yeah she's right.  When I reached 21, my pimples subsided.  Thanks to my friend's advice.  I am now happy with myself because the key to a healthy looking and glowing skin is drinking plenty of water, avoiding too much fried food and every girl needs a concealer inside their make up bag.


With Love,