Gary Johnson, Longshot

 Or, as most of you would refer to him as, "Who?"

 "CLEARWATER — Gary Johnson is angry, though you wouldn't necessarily know it because Gary Johnson doesn't look like an angry man.

But pull up a seat in the lobby at the Hampton Inn and Suites on Ulmerton Road, where Johnson is staying on the cheap while he tries to muster some attention around Tampa Bay, and listen to the little-known presidential contender talk about how he has been shut out of the race — not by the American people, but by the media and the Republican establishment.

"I think the Republican National Committee has hung me out to dry," he said. "I'm angry. Really angry."

The wildly popular former two-term governor of New Mexico, who lost part of his toe to frostbite climbing Mount Everest on a broken leg, has been excluded from 15 of 17 presidential debates."